Air Dried Steak Slices
Caveman Eats
Fuel Your Wild™
Steak + Sea Salt
Savor the taste of primal carnivore perfection. Caveman Eats brings you thinly sliced, grass-fed primal beef crisps seasoned with just a hint of sea salt. Air-dried to crispy yet tender bites, these meat crisps melt in your mouth, delivering a healthy, high-protein snack as ancient as time, yet crafted for the modern adventurer.
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$34.99
Why People Can’t Stop Eating It
The laziest way to hit your protein. Open the bag. Eat. Done.
- 2 ingredients
- Zero prep
- Real ribeye

- 95g protein
- Zero junk
- Big flavor
Here’s What We Refuse To Put In The Bag
What you won’t find on the label.
- No sugar
- No soy
- No fillers
- No nitrates
- No carbs
- No seed oils
- No gluten
- No preservatives
- No natural flavors
- No mystery meat
Just grass-fed beef and sea salt.
Caveman Eats vs.
Everything Else
Flip the bag over. Here’s what you’ll find.
| Caveman Eats | Everything else | |
|---|---|---|
| 95g of protein in one bag | ||
| Real ribeye steak | ||
| Only 2 ingredients | ||
| Grass-fed + finished | ||
| USDA‑inspected facility | ? |
Real Ribeye. Not Mystery Meat.
Here’s exactly what goes into every bag.
- 20ozOf ribeye in every bagIt takes 20oz of whole ribeye to make one 5oz bag.
- 100%Grass-fed beefRanch-raised cattle. Whole primal cuts, never scraps or trimmings.
- TwoIngredients, that’s itBeef and sea salt. No marinade, no sugar, no shortcuts.
- USDAInspected facilityEvery bag is made in a USDA‑inspected facility.
A 2x UFC Champion Eats A Bag Most Days

“When you fight for a living, what you eat is part of the job. I read every label. If it had more than a handful of ingredients, it went back on the shelf.
After I retired, I kept reading. And I didn’t like what I saw. Everything in the store had sugar, soy or seed oils, hiding behind a big protein number on the front.
So I made my own. Grass-fed beef and sea salt. Air-dried until it’s crispy. Nothing else in the bag.
It’s 95 grams of protein, and it tastes like steak because it is steak. I keep it in my truck, my gym bag and the kitchen. I eat a bag most days.
You don’t have to be a pro athlete to deserve pro-level food.”
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Questions? We’ve Got Answers.
Everything you need to know before your first bag.
What’s actually in it?
Two ingredients: grass-fed beef and sea salt. That’s the whole label. No sugar, no seed oils, no soy, no preservatives.
How is this different from beef jerky?
Most jerky starts with a cheap lean cut, then gets marinated in sugar, soy sauce and preservatives. Caveman Eats uses grass-fed steak with the marbling left in, seasoned with sea salt and air-dried until crispy. It tastes like steak because it is steak.
How much protein is in a bag?
95 grams of protein per bag. Each serving has 19g of protein, and there are about 5 servings in a bag. Plenty of people finish one in a sitting.
Does it need to be refrigerated?
Not until you open it. Unopened, it’s shelf-stable, so you can keep it in your gym bag, desk drawer or carry-on. Store it in a cool, dry place. After opening, enjoy within 3 days or refrigerate.
What does it taste like?
Like a crispy, perfectly salted steak. Slow-cooking at low temperatures gives it a light crunch up front and a buttery, melt-in-your-mouth finish that comes from the ribeye’s natural marbling. No marinade, no glaze, no sugar. Just ribeye and sea salt, so it’s nothing like the dry, chewy jerky you’re used to.
Is it keto and carnivore friendly?
Yes. It’s just beef and salt, with zero sugar, so it fits a carnivore, keto or paleo way of eating.
How does the subscription work?
Pick your pack and how often you want it: every 2, 4 or 8 weeks. Subscribing gets you our best deal, and the current offer is shown on your pack before you check out. Your subscription renews automatically and you’re charged for each delivery until you cancel. Pause, skip or cancel anytime from your account.
What if I don’t like it?
Try it for 30 days. If it’s not for you, reach out to our team and we’ll make it right. The guarantee applies to a single bag on your first order. See full guarantee terms.
Where else can I buy it?
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